Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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