I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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