When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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