Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize