"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
A bitchslap is in order.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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