Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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