Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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