no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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