He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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