No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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