I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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