do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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