he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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