I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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