I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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