I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
