after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I have post one night stand depression
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