Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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