whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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