Apparently you make a good broom.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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