I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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