im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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