its not stalking. its research.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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