do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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