So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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