good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
third nipple confirmed
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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