Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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