Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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