she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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