is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
