Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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