The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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