The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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