There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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