They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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