He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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