You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
My bed smells like the plague
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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