idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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