Tell her she can't have a vagina
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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