I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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