So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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