I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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