She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
