so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He shit in the fireplace
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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