I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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