Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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