Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
