Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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