I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize