Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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