So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is my gift to your gina
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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