I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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