Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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