Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Life is so much better after having sex.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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