tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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