are you still at the devil's house?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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