idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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